The Old Wit Nasreddin Hodja

One Day, the Hodja borrows a boiler from his neighbour. two days later, he returns it with a small saucepan. The neighbour looks at the saucepan and asks, `What`s this, Hodja.

The Hodja says, `your boiler has given birth.` The neighbour feels happy.

A few days later, the Hodja borrows the boiler again, but he does not give it back to its owner. The neighbour comes to the Hodja`s house and asks, `What has happened to my boiler, Hodja?`